O KreamyKeys, thou shop beyond compare /
How do I love thee, let me count the ways /
Creator of great fidgets made with care /
I once again must humbly sing your praise /
Your wares themselves are truly built to last /
With switches rare and keycaps so sublime /
The speed with which you ship is lightning fast /
I am delighted each and every time /
Who could not be enamoured with your art /
Tis simply not enough to call you 'best' /
But more than that, it's clear that your kind heart /
Doth truly place you far above the rest /
To KreamyKeys I always shall be true /
And gladly write one more Five Star Review
